I did wrote a play.

By: Miroslav Vlcek.
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I did wrote a play on top of the Shakespeare's grave
about princess Kate and prince called Will
or was it Dave ?

I did give that play my all I have got
to come up with true Shakespearean plot.
Writing.:

She was an commoner and he was not.
He was ugly like a hell
but she was hot.

As my jealousy in words did lead me.

And as did someone in crowed yelled out
Kate
how dose it itch to be a Royal Bitch.
Canadian media did proclaim her and Will's visit to Canada
to be a historic success.

And as the RCMP were arresting that screamer.

I said:. Who the hell these days need some snoby Royalty
anyway ?