Friday, December 30, 2011

Monday, December 19, 2011

Higher Education.

by: Miroslav Vlcek.
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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get higher education.
Jack did slip in to Jill's drink a date-rape pill
and then skillfuly lied at the Police Station.
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Now Jack did feel good but Jill fail ill
some mental illnesses are hard to heal.
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So Jack became to be a Shrink
thanks to that slightly alternated drink.
Now he is making good money.
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And when the next time you are going to be
in the Bar.
I am going to have my eyes on you honey.

Thursday, December 8, 2011

I am your beloved Canadian Right Wing Politician.

by : Miroslav Vlcek.
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This beautiful big house is mine.
That little ugly shack is yours.
I do deserve much better.
You do understand - off course ?
You see at first I am better educated.
And for it I should expect more
in out of my life.
And second
I don't really give a shit about you
your stupid children
or your ugly wife.

I am your beloved
Canadian Right Wing Politician.